I USED TO BE OLD

BUT NOW I FEEL YOUNG
CAUSE I WAS A BOY WHEN I LEARNED HOW TO RUN.
Chameleon Circuit ladies and gentlemen.  LET'S GIVE THEM ALL A BIG HAND!
.........*cricket*.........
no one?  No?
Fine then.  You guys are so rude *cries*
I got a new phone :D YEEAHAHH.
I'm watching a T.A.P.S episode of The Seattle Underground.  WHOO......
Ok so there's bacon with EVERYTHING now :O
Seriously. 
Bacon milkshakes
Bacon sundaes
Bacon and chocolate
Bacon wrapped shrimp
Bacon evelopes
Bacon stamps
Bacon bandaids.
My friend had a bacon band-aid and I thought she had scraped her leg really badly or something.  I saw it on her leg and I was like "HOLY CRAP WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF???"
But it was just a band-aid. 
I would like a small army of mutant apples from Winco.  I think it's called Winco.
Or just a small army of mutant apples from anywhere.  Pluto maybe.  Plutonion mutant apples.  Gallifreyian apples.  THAT would be cool.  So cool.


OK
BYE.