Friday, May 3, 2013

HEY THERE CHILDREN :D

Well well I haven't posted in a while have I.
The last one was...March 28th.
I HAVE A SONG IN MY HEAD.
♫Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book♫
NOW.
JULIAN SMITH!
WHAAT?
DUDE IT'S SO NICE
AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
OOooh what to say.
Um...in my video game I'm on the before-last cave.  Yeeeah. 
Ugh...you know what's terrible.
THAT LAST AIRBENDER.
On the topic of movies here's my review of of Casablanca.
It was pretty good but with some "uugh" moments and also some "uasdf" moments where I skipped a bit cause everyone was going "blahblahblah" and I was all "get on with it already."
But it was pretty good....I think.  It was a while ago lol.
MORE REVIEWS.
Okay let's do THE LAST AIRBENDER.

Okay so for the first complaint of this LOVELY movie, WHY IS AANG'S NAME PRONOUNCED "ONG"?  and Sokka is soaka?  WAT.
Also the bending was derptastic.  It was like 2 minutes of dancing for a puff of air.
HOWEVER THERE ARE GOOD PARTS.
Like the COSTUMES.  HELLO I'D BUY THOSE COSTUMES THEY ARE FANTASTIC.
+1 to whoever shamalamadingdong got to make those cool costumes.
Also Appa did not look like Appa.  he looked like a wingless caterpillar mixed with an ox.

MORE MOVIES!
We watched Godzilla vs Mothra in my Japanese class.
One thing only.  LOL.
Should I attempt Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief?

yeaah sure.
BUT ONE THING FIRST.  I DID LIKE THIS MOVIE.  I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE IF YOU DIDN'T COMPARE IT TO THE BOOK.
Okay things that were wrong.
1. Percy was supposed to get attacked by a hell hound.
2. He actually found out his father after he got attacked by a hell hound and went into the water and magically got healed.
3. Also, the evil red-head klepto wasn't in the movie either.
4. Also he was supposed to be 12 not an attractive 16 year old.
5. I think he got a quest, not sneak out (I think...I'd have to check)
6. WHERE'S ARES??
7. Didn't go to Nashville?  WHATEVER LET'S GO ANYWAY.
8. Didn't think Lotus Hotel was so swanky.
9. ENTRANCE TO HELL WASN'T BY THE SIGN SILLY CHILDREN.
10. Oh yeah those pearls?  They were supposed to be given to Percy by a sea-lady, so the trip to Nashville still wasn't necessary.
11. Percy's mama was supposed to stay, not Grover.
12. THE FIGHT WITH LUKE NEVER HAPPENED.
13. WHERE THE HECK IS THE AUDIENCE WITH ZEUS?
14. SCORPION? HA NO.
15. Annabeth's supposed to be blond?  Oh...awkward...
Now the good points.
1. Logan Lerman
2. The guy who played Grover
3. The guy who played Mr. Chiron
4. The movie in general was pretty darn good if you think of it just as a movie.
GEDDIT.
Dang I like reviewing movies.  It's fun.
I don't think my reviews will be put into any magazines soon thought (*cough* entertainment weekly *cough*)
This is a very lengthy post for someone who said at the beginning "I have nothing to say"
AND FULL OF COMPLAINTS.
NO REGRETS BABY.
*Kuzco pose* BOOM BABY!
BYE Y'ALL.

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